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[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean at that point is not a ketchup, more like a sauce , or a soup?

Then again, anything can be soup at enough pressure and temperature

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago

Somehow my brain is now thinking about the temperature and pressure it takes to turn primordial soup into primordial ketchup.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 19 points 1 day ago

Believe it or not, right to jail.

[–] YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 70 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Not gonna lie, "enforcing the line between ketchup and tomato sauce" isn't the sort of thing I'd expect the government to be into, but I guess I'm not mad about it?

[–] drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I honestly feel like if this wasn't regulated ketchup would slowly be watered down until it was just weak tomato juice.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Doesn't stop you from adding modified corn starch to it until it's a weak tomato pudding/gravy. Wait, that's what they already do. High quality ketchup was originally a jam (reduction of tomato fruit).

[–] kadup@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago

You're very optimist if you expect ketchup to have any hint of tomatoes if regulations didn't exist.

It would be tap water, sugar and red food colouring.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

BUT THAT'S ALL GOBERMENT DOES! HOLD US DOWN!

/S JUST JOSHIN' BROTHER, THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE COMPRISED OF CITIZENS WORKING FOR THE BETTERMENT OF ALL CITIZENS. TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE A BETTER WORLD FOR HOG CRANKING AROOOOO

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago

The ketchup pack?

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

The peanut butter wars are gonna rock your world then.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

that's called tomato sauce.

on a side note... that whole (and very popular) 'anticipation' marketing campaign was a fucking scam? ketchup is legally required to be that way.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

There was a ketchup "anticipation" marketing campaign?

Suddenly a particular Foxtrot comic strip makes a lot more sense.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

classic heinz ketchup commercials from the square screen (70s-80s) featuring carly simon's hit song.

sample of one from archive.org

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Thank you for the information, but I wasn't so much concerned about the details as enjoying the revelation that a comic strip from my childhood suddenly made sense.

Merry Christmas, in case that applies for you!

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I’ve been trying to use google to understand this reference but it’s late for me, are you talking about the Heinz ad with the song “anticipation” from the 1970’s? Or is there a story i missed

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

Corporations pretending it's their choice when they have to follow rules? You see it all the time.

YOU MONSTER!

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Definition. Catsup, ketchup, or catchup is the food prepared from one or any combination of two or more of the following optional tomato ingredients:

Call it Katchup, or Ketsup, or "ketchup-flavored condiment", and you're good to go.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

partially gelatinated non-tomato vinegar-based toppings?

You can make it out of fruit other than tomatoes. A former coworker started a business and made blueberry, strawberry, and mango ketchup. The latter is a really great glaze for pork chops.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] konalt@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

the word Wordington mentally flashbanged me I haven't seen it in a year

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

I've never seen or heard that word, but it makes me think of X-Men.

[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

Tomato juice scammer

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Watered tomato paste