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this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2025
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Psider-Man
Psider-Man, who refreshingly protects and hydrates the Big Apple
But watch out, when infected by Venom, he becomes Hard Psider-Man.
Does he eat psghetti?
Pider-Spig
Does whatever a Pider digs.
The form said "name", not "first name".
I would've gone for "spidey." They didn't specify that it couldn't be a nickname.
I once fucked up with this while enrolling for my bachelor's degree. To me name implies the full name, with last name and any other names and words in between. So I put there (I have no second names etc). Then I had to separately enter my last name, which was weird but okay, I guess that's relevant info that can't always easily be extracted from the full name.
Of course, I then got a letter with "Dear ,". It became a meme in my friend group that my name is basically my first name followed by infinite repetitions of my last name. And I haven't really learnt from it either, it has happened at least once more because I will always interpret "name" as full name.
Name:
First name:
Middle name (*n):
Last name:
Full name:
Title name:
Ceremonial name:
Nickname:
...
Am i missing any?
Dt: Thanks for all the additions!
Streetname
Sheet name
- furry name
- elven name
- Harry Potter name
Gamer tag
Surname
- Alias(es)
- Maiden name
- Family name (usually same as last name)
Patronymic
Alias(es) and pseudonyms
Suriname 🇸🇷
Preferred name
Took me to long to realize the joke, I do the same thing.
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Okay, hear me out
What if we put 'last name' first to put down so that we never fuck it up again?
if you put the last name first then it would no longer be a last name.
Or first name last name
Or just "Name". Not all people have a clear first and last name.
(P)icked-a-piece-of-pickled-pepper.
Ftfy
Given name/family name fixes this, including four cultures where family name goes first.