I think a really underrated idea for Democrats would be that:
(a) now is the time to do what we have been doing, and
(b) that time is every day.
owls can have little a beans, as a treat
a sad attempt to recapture the juice of that infamous 9/11 tweet. dude used to be funny.
NJR up at the top of the pyramid but Current Affairs over by DN! and Jacobin (and Anderson Cooper)
i'm old enough to remember when donald trump was funny
type ":melon-musk:"
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The other day there were some rumors about 
stepping back from Doggy, and now this. Is this what the Elon/Trump falling-out looks like, or does he get a pass? Or if 
continues maybe he even talks the big man back from the cliff a bit? Either way, 
Most people rejected His message. They hated Beanis because He told them the truth.
people out there actin like there gonna be a 2028
I. Eat. Your. Burger. choooommmp I eat it up!
Comrade H5N1 do your thing
La Paz, Sep 7 (Prensa Latina) The former head of the Bolivian Army and ringleader of the failed coup on June 26, Juan José Zúñiga, seeks to hide his guilt by claiming he was “high” at the time of as [sic] events unfolded.
Like the drug lord?
A reindeer with a RED nose rises from his low social standing by drawing on his unique talents. But instead of pursuing personal aggrandizement he gives according to his ability and in so doing becomes the literal vanguard of an egalitarian project to distribute wealth to all the good little boys girls and enbies of earth on the basis of need, against all notions of capitalist rationality. He casts a bright red light serving as a shining example for all good comrades to follow 
Uhh let me pee here
As he pulled his luggage through downtown New Haven, Conn., a woman handed him a flier describing his new city as crime-ridden and dangerous. It listed alarming local crime statistics and instructed students to “remain on campus,” “avoid public transportation” and “stay off the streets after 8 p.m.” Illustrated with a picture of the Grim Reaper, the flier wished students an ominous “Good luck.”
But perhaps most jarring was the source of the flier, listed plainly in its text: the union that represents Yale’s own campus police.
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/25/nyregion/yale-police-fliers.html
I'm a fan but hadn't seen it danced before. Thanks for sharing! Great piece.