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[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 6 points 46 minutes ago

Hold up, Let them Cook.

Smh, just cook the damn beanis 🫘, Dirt Owl

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 hours ago

Owls can have little a beanis. As a treat.

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 15 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

hemagglutinin? sounds fake as fuck you going to believe that

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 4 points 2 hours ago

hemagglutinin DEEZ BEANZZ

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 4 hours ago

Sounds WOKE pronounjak

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

So that's why you fart so much

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Not allowed to eat beans and feeling betrayed by nature, Dirt owl becomes the Antibeanis clown and swears to get revenge on the world in a very jrpg villian way.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

What would my jrpg battle boss theme be?

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 2 points 45 minutes ago

Unclear but pretty sure you have to go live in Avingon.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 4 hours ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Beetle@hexbear.net 24 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 7 hours ago (3 children)
[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Hexbear bout to see what a real struggle session looks like

[–] Beetle@hexbear.net 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

How do I start a struggle session? I fear for my life

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 59 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] Beetle@hexbear.net 2 points 23 minutes ago

berries

Look, I found some tasty berries for you. You can eat those instead of me!

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 16 points 7 hours ago

You will eat bugs and you will like them.

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 11 points 7 hours ago

More leftist infighting smh

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 11 points 7 hours ago
[–] durruticore@hexbear.net 8 points 6 hours ago

Dirt owl is an antibeanis revisionistπŸ˜”πŸ˜”

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 9 points 7 hours ago

hexbear.net in absolute shambles

owls can have little a beans, as a treat

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

I am now trying to imagine what beanis music sounds like and all I can imagine is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1fS42OoTP8

Why does this song go so hard?

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 7 hours ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 7 hours ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I'm still not sharing my jelly beans, especially since you declared war on fake news.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 7 hours ago

Keep your jelly beans, you'll need them soldier

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 9 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

bird-screm-2 This is disgusting anti bean propaganda