9to5

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[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Obviously different ARPGs like Diablo 2 . Necromancer can have a lot of skellies boning around

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

Im quite fond of drinks with little umbrellas in them

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Guy who goes to bars just to fart

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

xi-plz drop the space colonies on the USA

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

Its what the unions would have wanted

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

C-section BABIES RISE UP

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

Just got up and that is how I read it first

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Little known gem Witcher 3

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Ew ? Are you trying to imply you are human ?

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Skeletor or something hahaha

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Never cared that much for oblivon. I enjoyed Morrowind and Skyrim both a lot more.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

billions must goon

 
 

I understand there is high demand for my finely crafted posts but the beanis posters have driven me out of the market. I cant keep going at these market rates. The rest of the team and I are working overtime to deliver Hexbear the finest posts we can craft, but the memeries are at their limit.

Please understand. BibleThump

 
 
 

Start a long winded discussion in a youtube comment section nl-despair

 
 
 

I told Marx how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front, I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like, “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first, he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, Marx stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

 

Only applies to real people. No fictional ones. (Sorry Stirner) stirner-cool

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