BanSwitch2Buyers

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[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 4 points 44 minutes ago

Yeah, everything gets filtered through racism in north america. attacking zionists is racism. telling fascists you dont want them around you is racism. getting attacked by cops is only bad if its done racistly.

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 12 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

This is how you honour our hero? With empty felicitations?

 

This town racial-profiles and the cops wouldn't let me leave. The lady at the Inn wouldn't let me get a room, I saw someone with the same name as me on the sign-in sheet so I tried to lie my way into a room, but she wasn't fooled. I ended up hanging out with some kids who thought we were the same age. Nothing weird happened and there are absolutely zero power dynamic issues here. They told me about a secret passage if I played tag with them, which took hours. The passage didn't lead out of the town, but it did lead to this old guy's telescope and he told me about the Gamer Kid who's been terrorizing the town with various hamas-antifa-style intimidation tactics and violence. He might have killed some royal-relative dude on that forest path but I was too busy chasing after him to notice.

Also I hear coughs everywhere I sometimes asked people about it but they'd change the subject or sometimes even out-right deny that they coughed or that there was any problem.

Ended up finally getting out of town and heading south to some disgusting swamp that I think might be literally toxic. I thought maybe I went so far south to like Louisiana or something, but they just call it the Southern Swamp here or something. There was some kinda' tourist trap location on the edge of the swamp and some fellow 'scrubs' like me deep inside the swamp. Anyway, this place sucks ass too. Seems to be an actual authoritarian hermit kingdom. But it had a missing princess, so this was a chance to get a princess GF. Met a giant fucking owl that could talk and he taught me a song that he said would help me, although to be honest it kinda' sucked. Eventually found a hidden temple with the princess inside and a giant native guy who I couldn't tell if I should take his side or not. He kept saying the same like 3 short sentences over and over and kept attacking me and the bugs were so bad in there. So I killed him and he in the commotion I could tell if he turned into a mask or maybe he ran away and left the mask there but I got it and met a giant (like at least 6' 1") who said he'd help me combat the masked Gamer Kid. Took the little princess back and everyone was happy and at least the swamp healed.

Anyway, don't buy a Switch 2 in 2 days.

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 8 points 4 hours ago

Not wearing Hexbear merch. Chapo.chat merch on the other hand that's just Chapotraphouse merch with .chat scribbled on it. Maybe.

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 5 points 14 hours ago

The Marriot hotel is only a mile away from the attack on zionists in Boulder. Their run could have even gone past it at some point.

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 2 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

dril still being prescient.

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Also I e-mailed the local animal shelters about the baby squirrel I found and they never got back to me (been almost a week). I went back a couple days later where I left it and the food was all eaten and the box I left in it still had the rags but the squirrel was gone. I'd assume if it got eaten there'd be some rags kinda' thrown about or something by the predator.

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 3 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Gotta' loan my mom money to get the inside cat fixed. Found a place that'll do it for $230 or something, which isn't too bad. The fucking local vets here want $800 to spay a cat, which is insane. Love being in the middle of nowhere with no fucking social support at all. Suck ass.

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 4 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Captured another cat before it got shot by my dad. One left to go. This one let me pet it a bit before it ran off into the woods.

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 7 points 18 hours ago

I call that a Tuesday.

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Would be cool if they found themselves psychologically trapped in the buildings where this happens like in the film The Exterminating Angel.

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was biking through a wooded path when some masked (N95) Zoomer gamer and his little fairy (possibly gay) accomplices jumped me. He took my e-bike, which I've named Epona-bike and I could see a Switch2 stuffed into one of his pockets. I followed them into a dark cave but fell down some hole into a wet cavern. Down there he did some weird shaking-dance thing (that he probably got off Tiktok) and magically took away my gaming capabilities -- turning me into a gaming "scrub." He took off with one of the fairies, but the one named Tattle got separated from them and was trapped with me. They recommended we work together to get out of the cavern.

I followed him through the cave to inside a clock tower in a place called Termina. There was guy with a van filled with stolen consoles who said he could help me retrieve my gaming abilities from the Gamer Kid if I retrieve the stolen Switch 2 for him that the Gamer Kid. This town is preparing for a carnival or something.

 
 

I'm wearing a t-shirt explaining why but no one can read it because she obscures most of it. And I'm sick of people asking about it.

 

Good, funny video on the different forms of creative envy Dan Olson has.

 

Where are "people" (Conservatives) getting this idea from? Governments do not have total information of the production of all goods produced in the world. How hard is it to understand they just look at the shipping location of items and their classified category?

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irping in distress. Bundled it in rags and left 'em with a mound of nuts and seeds down in the forest inside a pile of old blocked wood that never got picked up. Also so my dad doesn't, like, starve it to death or something psychotically. I suspect its mother died already because on my way out of the garage I thought I heard something squeaking but had a cat freaking out in a cage to attend to.

 

Also please contact me if any of you look like this.

 

glasses-on My fucking putrid father said he was glad the new neighbors were "not from the city" when he only knew what they looked like (white). Dude, you're not fooling me, I know you're a fucking nazi dipshit. You're not hiding it here and you're not hiding it when you keep referring to animals that breed in the wild exclusively as "sl*ts". Also thinks it's normal to talk about asking ever delivery driver at work "where they're from." glasses-off

But I hear how he talks to other people not me and he's definitely trying to hide it, but he's too fucking stupid. Meanwhile if I tell fellow family members they just shake it off.

 
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