CaptSatelliteJack

joined 1 year ago
[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 1 points 3 months ago

I had to read this twice, think about it for 20 minutes, then read my comment again. I'm leaving it.

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

You want forgetful? My gf and I keep a whole bag of bags in the trunk of our car. Every single time we go shopping, we forget to grab them, buy one in the store, and then add it to the bags in the trunk. It's a viscous cycle.

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 5 points 3 months ago
  1. Slay the Spire
  2. Tactical Beach Wizards (on sale!)
  3. Rogue Light Deck Builder (yes, that's the name)
[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This game absolutely slaps. The mechanics are crisp, but layered. The characters are charming and natural. The writing is witty and organic. The graphics are simple and stylish. The UI is clear and intuitive. Play it, it's amazing.

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 6 points 3 months ago

Mama didn't raise no liar

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I prefer accuracy through volume tbh

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 10 points 4 months ago

Worse, he's a businessman

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 3 points 4 months ago

Disclaimer, idk about DRM in any of these games, I've never bothered to check.

Borderlands 2, obviously. Yeah, it's old, but it holds up great. I'm currently playing through it with my gf, and she's enjoying it.

Deep Rock Galactic. It's great fun, ranging from totally chill but squishing game to adrenaline pumping anxiety inducing horde survival. No real "story," but a solid piece of worldbuilding with a great universe.

Payday 2 was so good it killed Payday 3. Surprisingly enough, there is a story here, and it's weird. Lmao

Roboquest, if you only have one friend. An absolute banger of a rougelite shooter. Tons of depth, charming art style, great gunplay.

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 1 points 4 months ago

Is this game actually worth playing now?

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 10 points 4 months ago

My brain autocorrected the first three I read. I felt like I was missing the punchline, so I started over to notice.

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 1 points 4 months ago

A decent story in a beautiful atmosphere, bogged down by weak mechanics and genuinely the worst ending I've ever seen in a video game. I give it a 6, but take 5 points off for the ending. If you want a real cat game, pounce on Little Kitty Big City. It's made by an original Half Life dev for their children, and you can tell they put their heart into it. Objectively better in all aspects, I give it a perfect 10.

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 1 points 4 months ago

While not a racing game in the traditional sense, the soundtrack for I Am Your Beast is what cocaine sounds like. Listen to Negative Time without vibing, I bet you can't.

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