wtf dont snitch, bro
There's a man begging for water, having gone a couple days without, you have a bottle full of water, and are not thirsty. Do you...
A. Drink the entire bottle in front of the man
B. Dump the contents on the floor.
Who the fuck taught liberals the word "tankie" ill fuckin kill them 
Crispy "No Self Preservation" Fern 
It's not even an original joke. I feel like i've heard it countless times already, usually with the punchline being the UK.
Pencil
Pictured is Neko the 'Self-Proclaimed "Provisional Head Priestess of the Asase Shrine"'
She runs a shrine on Serai Island and if you read the lore between the lines she possibly received millions of mora in PPP loans during the bale-thunder crisis
Love is blooming