Delphinium

joined 1 year ago
[–] Delphinium@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

This is a great idea, just put all these old fucks in a community and have them fight over who is gonna be the president of the home owners association. Fuck it make it a Netflix exclusive too

[–] Delphinium@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

Hopefully the members get this guy the foh

[–] Delphinium@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

na but they've contracted the anti-cracker-aktion contagion. Not many vaccines available...

[–] Delphinium@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

Just visited one recently, free for all pacman cabinet is siiiick

[–] Delphinium@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Oh shit also the barbershop my father took me too was always fucking packed but they had TMNT so I would just watch the guys play that shit for hours

[–] Delphinium@hexbear.net 40 points 4 months ago (4 children)

She'll be at his first State of the Union speech and everyone will stand and applaud while chanting USA

[–] Delphinium@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I remember having chickenpox on the day of my friends birthday party so I had to stay home while everyone went to the Discovery Zone. I sobbed for hours while my mom covered me in calamine from head to toe.

That fucking place was awesome.

[–] Delphinium@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

I'm confused why can't he do these things right now during his current term?

[–] Delphinium@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

The revolution will get it's funding when the vanguard complete the obstacle course Mr. Beast built in his backyard! But watch out, those zanny bipartisans are on patrol to make sure you don't step out of party lines!

[–] Delphinium@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I got a buddy in titaniums, he can hook it up

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