FlakesBongler

joined 4 years ago
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 37 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Centuries of communal bathhouses when one wacky religion says being naked around others is bad: NOOOOO

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 65 points 1 day ago

Elon Musk: Working hard to bring you memes from 2006

Local school board: Won't let me bring a six-pack to watch the girl's volleyball try-outs!

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not enough dead worms

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 32 points 1 day ago

measurehead The Ham Sandwich people think they can overcome their addiction to the ham sandwich. Next they will think they can stop drinking the Al-Gul and eating potato

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm sure we can trust the "Dimsum Daily" for all the hard-hitting news

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 42 points 1 day ago

At least my billion dollar vanity project, building Castle Von ThunderCastle, would provide countless jobs and a place to live for all those willing to join my ruthless terrorist organization

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 90 points 1 day ago (7 children)

$1.5 billion

Could have fed and housed so many people with that money

Instead, she ate shit

pain

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would like to remind these people that they could easily join the 1st Armored Reddit Division of the Ukrainian Army if they hate Russia so much

After all, it went so well the first time they tried

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 53 points 2 days ago

biden-harbinger: IF I'M GOING DOWN, I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME!

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They should have called it "Bussen Som Inte Kunde Sakta Ner"

 

It's me, Flakes Bongler, the secret mastermind behind HexBear

In celebration of Valentine's Day, everyone who has found true love can go home early today!

 

Eeeeeeeee

 

So, my partner finally decided to get with on the trolley and start getting shit for free

Problem is, I've been out of the sailing game for a while, so I don't know what's good anymore and I figure y'all probably know what's gonna work best for us anyway

I'm sort of tech savvy, but anything on the less finicky side would probably be best

Thanks in advance, -Love, Flakes

 

Uh, let me be The Fear

 

grillman: Hey, you can take off your mask, get some fresh air!

soviet-chad : Lick my ass

frothingfash : FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK, FUUCK OFF!

 

sorry, it was blueberrysadness

 

i've been busy all day and wanted to feel includedsadness

 

Homo homini flatus

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