Ned's Declassified Ghoul Survival Guide - How to Keep Grifting Through Any Scandal

Americans are not at fault for our reactionary positions and viewpoints. It's because of Foreigners, especially those from the mysterious orient. They brought the scourge of racism to our door even after we fixed racism for all time in 2008

can't even sleep anymore, because of woke

built off old Epstein breeding island blueprints

Beware of the miasma that spills forth from litter. Makes ya ill, see? Clogs up the social body or something

Sonic proceeds to rub he's belly for nothing

how terrible

is she able to talk about anything at all besides the cat

edit is how I talk to AI chatbots

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Did someone say ... cookies?

seek immediate revolutionary action if your attempt to organize capitalists to clean up their messes lasts more than four decades

low-key the AI scandals have probably been taken advantage of to get people spooked of it and avoid this outcome. The pentagon wargamed out to this time, and their most realistic threat was what they literally called "Gen Zbellion". Old men understand neither young people nor computers, and their powers combined terrify them.