I'm just going to interpret this as being pro-poisoning outdoor cats.

And we're pointing out the word pedophile describes you.

What's your problem with accurate use of words?

Code monkeys are never smart, they just code.

Whenever someone misuses the word "logic" to mean "reason(albe/ing) because they don't know what logic is, which would make the word almost unused. Would be so nice.

Easier than swatting a mosquito, frankly.

Well, since you're asking for it:

You got the "retiree" aesthetic down perfectly.

Then you've lost my respect. (No more half measures, Walter)

Remove the elevator option and make sure it's in a windy location and I'm sold.

Navel gazing is.

Naval gazing is either staring at boats, or not knowing the words you're trying to use because autocorrect can't save you from your "boneappletea" idioms while trying to be