That's true... And what I was (jokingly) referencing..

But, my Dad's mother, my Granny...

She was a natural Lefty...

And musically inclined...

Her Daddy slacked the strings on the family guitar before he left for work...

She figured out how to tune that instrument..

Those in her church, later, made fun of her for playing backwards chords, because she was a lefty. .

She learned to play the other way, too... And she taught me both..

There's so many sides and nuances to every thought in our lives..

It was a harmless joke, but it has roots in my reality..

This shit is so often much deeper than we think..

You made a fuckin hell of a statement, but it's without context or understanding..

I was just making an off-handed joke...

There is a fucking shitload of lefties in baseball... Because it fucks with the righties when they're batting...

Baseball?

Feetloaf

Some days are just.. Right...

Ni!

Gonna get two. We're gonna make conditioner dispensers out of them. Just so me and my girl can laugh our asses off in the shower every day. What a fuckin bargain!

An old army buddy of mine once said with the purest rage: "It don't matter which way I fuckin turn it! It ALWAYS COMES BACK TO LEFT!!" after hearing righty-tighty lefty-loosy for probably the thousandth time whilst givin er in the wrong direction once again..

He got out of the army as a heavy tank mechanic and went into concrete. I don't even think he owns any tools at all these days.. That's been thirty damn years ago and I'm still fuckin with him about it every now and again..

That's exactly what a fuckin boozer would say, also.

Although... I've been drinking since about October o'clock.. so, what the fuck would I know about it, anyways.

(I say: they can stop anytime you want me to.)

Cheers!

Well.. the conservatives used be "Staunch Democrats.." until the Nixon thing... I think every American knows that racism, and racists, severely flared-up when they felt like they had a kindred representative in Trump.

Hell, shoot me a pricelist, bud.

Merry Axemas from '97. Vai, Satch, Eric Johnson, Kenny Wayne Shepherd, Jeff Beck, &c.. I think there were a couple later ones, too. I just remember having the first one. It's pretty decent, though.

Catching a fish. Even seeing someone else catch a fish, especially kids catching fish. There's nothing else quite like it. Pure excitement and joy.