ManFreakBeast

joined 5 days ago
[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

No problem comrade

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Orks just think everyone is having a fun time.

"wut? Da oomans don't like it when we blast em with da shootas? I thought we wuz just havin a good ol waaaarrrrgggghhhh!"

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No, Nurgle is also the king of rebirth. Unlike the other ruinous powers he wants to destroy the galaxy so that it can be created anew, freed from the shackles of corpse emperor.

You clearly haven't read enough theory!

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Personally I think Grandfather Nurgle should be the official ruinous power of HexBear but that's just me.

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Honestly the only good faction to be in is Orks, because while they all die horribly in war, they're genetically engineered to FUCKING LOVE IT! It's their favorite thing ever being ripped apart in bloody combat!

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Chaos this, emperor that, I just wanna WAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH goddammit!

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

Should have made that clear, yeah I have hypertension.

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah thanks. I used to drink a lot more (I actually worked in alcohol production so I go WAY too much free booze), realized it wasn't helping with the mental health or BP, and so have cut back a lot, but damn do I like a nice brewsky beer. Since starting the meds I've had the occasional beer out, but only 2 max and always with food.

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

If you don't mind me asking, do you drink? Cuz I noticed they advise against drinking on the pill bottle but my Doc said that just means excessive binge drinking, and a few beers or some wine is fine. I like a nice beverage now and again but I don't wanna get messed up.

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well it's more that my anxiety causes BP issues.

Wtf are brain zaps?

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

Man if they had booked Alanis that would really have clinched it for them. Would have won my vote.

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 31 points 1 day ago

Just own it. Walk in proudly and cut the cheese like a true gigachad

 

Her and her BF had been together a while and were already planning on getting married, but he's from Central America and on DACA so with Trump winning they decided to go ahead and seal the deal.

Anyway I guess I have a bachelor party to plan. What happens at those again? Doesn't a naked lady pop out of a fake cake? Where do you get giant fake cakes?

 
 

"No we're out right now."

"AHHHH BUT YOUR WEBSITE SAYS YOU DO HAVE IT! Hahaha I have owned you, you tricky LIAR!"

"The online inventory is frequently off."

"NOOOOOOOO!"

 

So we don't laugh at CHUD and Lib slop anymore? Dang, what we gonna do now, read theory? I've already read Settlers like 8 times!

 
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