chapotraphouse

It's funny how they look at a setting barely less overtly satirical than Judge Dredd (to the point of having cops in it that are literally outright homages) completely saturated by the quite specific miserable, dystopian vibes of 80s England under Thatcher, and go "yes please!". And by funny I mean Khorne is going to manifest in reality through the conduit of my brain.

I also hate the way chuds spam out God-Emperor memes for whichever pathetic whiteboy they're jacking themselves off to at any given moment, when the canonical Emperor was an Anatolian born in 10,000BC with a gestalt soul formed from the shamans of every tribe living on Earth at the time. The 'Avatar of Humanity' is not going to be white.

Isn't literally the entire point of warhammer that the endless violence and suffering fuels the chaos and is basically the reason it exists in the first place.

Complaining about the US govt being too big and then identifying with the Imperium in 40K is wild. In lore, people spend their entire fucking lives waiting in line for some bureaucracy shit with the Administratum on Holy Terra.

They all think they'd be a Space Marine

They never think they'd be the scutman who dies because the planetary governor accidentally launched a viral bomb into their house

This is why I stay away from Warhammer

That and money

Mostly money

Just popping in to let all the filthy mon'keigh mongrels know that Eldar Craftworlds are canonically communism. Sucks to suck.

They all imagine they'll be space marines rather than some sickly hive citizen that gets got by the feeeeeeeemales of clan Escher.

Even in the grim darkness of the 41st millenia incels will still be terrified of women, but this time it won't be the incels gunning women down.

I'm more of a Tzeentchian girl myself, but I wouldn't mind giving in to Slaanesh.

Also, imagine liking the most boring fucking faction in the world. The Ultramarines. Fucking Rowboat Gorillaman is such a Mary Sue loser.

If the emperor showed up claiming to be my daddy and forced me to abandon my slave-gladiator-rebel allies on the eve of battle with the noble armies coming to crush them, I too would be a terrible manager and betray him at the first opportunity.

Anyway Angron was set up, he didn't choose to get the nuralink installed

Me, as an imperial guard conscript: this sucks ass, dying out here to soak up bullets for those big metal assholes

Me, as a Gue'vesa auxiliary: wow, this rocks. I get to break enemy lines for funny robot guy

woe betide every single imperium larper

fucking idiots

It's that "wow! cool future!" meme except they're doing it unironically.

I thought whole point of that setting is that literally everyone is sacrificed to war, regardless of the side. Space marines are one in a million combatants at best, just like how chaos has one cool demon for every jillion little bullshit mobs.