SovietBeerTruckOperator

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How do I make my farts smell worse? in c/badposting@hexbear.net
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I think your job as an artist is to make art Grimes (hexbear.net)
 
A survey says 26% of students ages 13-17 are using ChatGPT to help them with their assignments. in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 9 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

I'm honestly getting close to thinking AnPrims have a point

A survey says 26% of students ages 13-17 are using ChatGPT to help them with their assignments. in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 29 points 10 hours ago

All the teens I work this openly admit to doing this.

I'm also in college right now and there was this international student I was in class with last semester who straight up could not speak English, and I saw him using AI all the time. Last day of class he did a presentation that was totally incoherent cuz it was clearly written by ChatGPT.

[Open Role Play] "Hi! Welcome to the smart cool guy store, for smart cool guys." in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Sorry my cool dude, what would you like screm-cool

[Open Role Play] "Hi! Welcome to the smart cool guy store, for smart cool guys." in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 2 points 10 hours ago

Well I could get some monster condoms, for magnum dongs

[Closed Roleplay] "Yeah, this is the Fucking Dumbass Store for Stupid Fucking Idiots. Unfortunately we're closed and you're going to have to come back tomorrow." in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

But your sign says you close at 8 and it's only 815!!!!!

[Open Role Play] "Hi! Welcome to the smart cool guy store, for smart cool guys." in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 4 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

One box of MAGNUM condoms

[Open Role Play] "Hi! Welcome to the smart cool guy store, for smart cool guys." in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Need help bro?

[Open Role Play] "Hi! Welcome to the smart cool guy store, for smart cool guys." in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 3 points 13 hours ago

Imagine being a nerd

nerd

[Open Role Play] "Hi! Welcome to the smart cool guy store, for smart cool guys." in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[Open Role Play] "Hi! Welcome to the smart cool guy store, for smart cool guys." in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 4 points 13 hours ago

Go find it yourself!

[Open Role Play] "Hi! Welcome to the smart cool guy store, for smart cool guys." in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 3 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Sure thing my man!

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[Open Role Play] "Hi! Welcome to the smart cool guy store, for smart cool guys." (hexbear.net)
 

"I can't help you with anything cuz I'm too cool for that."

big-cool

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Sister: "When I retire I think I'd like to open a bookshop in a cute small town. What do you want to do?" Me: (CW: Beer, Cigarettes, Fingering) (www.youtube.com)
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Noooooo!!! (hexbear.net)
 
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I... don't know how to feel about this. (hexbear.net)
 

disgost

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Is there a reason a car key fob would work consistently in one geographic location but not another? (hexbear.net)
 

My beat to fuck CRV clicker always works in the parking lot at work but almost never in front of my apartment and I've tried using it 200 different ways in both.

And I got it replaced recently so I know it ain't that.

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Senator: "When you walk past a Panda Express, does it remind you of home" (m.youtube.com)
 

Shou: "that wouldn't be the case if I WAS Chinese sir!"

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Noooooo!!! How will I know what the number of the day is??? (variety.com)
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Apparently the CCP is trying to brainwash me into making Disco Elysium fan art (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
2 comments fedilink
 

Damn there's a lot of it on RedNote

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Exciting announcement! I've gotten a big break in my real estate career. I'm selling a valuable manor to some elderly Romanian guy. (hexbear.net)
 

I'm sure nothing weird will happen.

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"Comrade Xi! Here is a scan of all my personal documents!" (hexbear.net)
 

xi-pog "wtf? Who are you? How'd you get my email?"

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Trans-USSR (hexbear.net)
 

sankara-salute

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