this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2025
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[–] Monk3brain3@hexbear.net 6 points 1 hour ago

Capitalists, specifically liberals, doing mental gymnastics to not feel like exploiters. What's new

[–] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 7 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Look this is bad, but if Ursula K LeGuin introduced a planet where trees are currency I’d love that shit.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago

A sort of neo-feudalism based off of ownership of trees (and the land they're on) being used in terraforming perhaps.

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 11 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I could copy paste her tweets and put them in badposting and they'd be indistinguishable from badposting bits. Actually i might go do that see how many people catch on

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 8 points 3 hours ago

But banknotes are made of cotton fibre, instead of wood fibre. So the dollar isn’t backed by trees, dummy. power-genius

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 11 points 3 hours ago

just imagining being in a room with this type of person is exhausting.

"I have never thought about this thing before 30 seconds ago and rather than look anything up using the handheld device connected to all the collective knowledge of the world, I'm going to start transcribing my thoughts like I am innovating purely through raw perception."

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 8 points 3 hours ago

Shut up Musketa no one cares

[–] LisaTrevor@hexbear.net 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

is that what this kendrick song was talking about?

i like how much she talks about communism and economics without having even the beginning of a basic understanding of any of it. like this is the kind of thing i'd expect out of a 14 year old trying to figure out how money works. still, maybe the tree based economy is better than the gaming based economy she proposed last time

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 4 hours ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 44 points 6 hours ago

“the incentives in capitalism are bad but im a capitalist”

why lol

you aren’t a capitalist grime’s you’re just rich

[–] blakeus12@hexbear.net 24 points 6 hours ago

heh, yeah, my ideas are so out there and weird. i guess that's all in the job description of being an artist!!! mari-smug

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 28 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I always want to do bits about stupid crypto concepts like "TreeCoin! The first cryptocurrency backed by trees!" but it always turns out to actually exist and I've given up hope that I could shitpost hard enough to come up with one that doesn't. I don't even have to look it up to know that something like TreeCoin already exists, and honestly I wouldn't be surprised if there were ones named after each specific type of tree.

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 17 points 5 hours ago

I couldn't resist checking and goddamnit I knew this would happen https://www.treecoin.global/

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 68 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 28 points 7 hours ago

Honestly, let her cook on that one

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 24 points 8 hours ago

Amazing lmao

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 50 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

She sounds bored with her own dumb shit

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 39 points 8 hours ago

I agree. This is the most low-energy bat-shit insane thing I've ever read from her.

[–] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 29 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Jaden Smith/Bjork fusion dance

How can our money be real if trees aren't real

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 23 points 8 hours ago
[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 25 points 8 hours ago

the internet was a goddamned mistake don’t @ me.

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 20 points 9 hours ago