TherapyGary

Holy hell, 95% of people can't figure out "what percentage of the emails sent by John Smith last month were about sustainability." That is absolutely wild to me, and I already thought my perception was skewed the other direction due to working with largely disadvantaged people. That's an eye opener for sure, thanks for sharing

It became self defense- or in other words, her body her choice

I have a shirt with your username on it

I am, but Zach doesn't know it yet (we're getting married)

Yessss this is easily my second favorite lol

Edit: also,

Don't you mean Gobblin's?

On anonymous mode (on Eternity) this post and this one are 39 posts apart on all sorted by new. Would've fully blown my mind if it was 29, as they're posted in different communities by different accounts

Don't think we won't be counting, OP

Oh cool I didn't know he made an updated version! The one I posted has been saved in my gallery for a long time lol

Edit: comparing them, I feel like I like the unpolished vibe more on this one

You had me in the first half- took me to 'human shields' before I recognized the tone lol

Which is crazy cuz I'm actually the smartest, most moral person in the world, and I voted for De La Cruz

As a 24/7 autist (and specialist)- can confirm.

Anon is mistaken about the "stutter" though; it sounds more like palilalia. Both of which have a low prevalence rate (<10%) so it's weird that anon calls it "classic."

Granted, the whole story is probably fake anyway

Mogus :)

Nomomogus :(