Obviously I don't want any weirdo no-fap reactionary shit.

I'm glad you are at least asking this, because fapping too much to porn is definitely not good for you. The problem is, because of the no-fap reddit communities, the knee-jerk response from hexbear will be "there's absolutely no problem at all!" I've noticed that when I go nofap even for a few days is that I feel more energetic. I also get more of an "urge" to try to talk to the opposite sex, instead of just being passive about it. And I think the opposite sex also notices this change in behavior and it comes off as more confident and assertive. For example, you walk around and get smiles, or at least notice the little signs that someone might be into you. Maybe this is sexual interest over-perception bias, but at least that's how I feel. You miss all the shots you never take, right? Lastly, I also appreciate the beauty of the opposite sex more, whereas before someone would have to be "mega hot" for me to pay attention, with nofap I appreciate even "regular" looking people. Maybe that means my mind is getting "desperate," but I'd like to think of it as me appreciating natural beauty instead of the hyper sexualized stuff you see in media.

But either way I think this is a healthy conversation to have

I am le epic science man.

BRAH HAVE U SEEN OPPENHEIMER? that movie BLEW MY MIND BRO!!! I haven't been that tripped out since INCEPTION! WHOAH THAT WAS SUPER DEEEEEP!!

Is this from anti-Duhring?

Nice try tankie, but North Korea is actually not a democracy. They may call it that, but they are authoritarian and the people are basically zombie drones who blindly follow the leader. Unlike here in the US, where we freely chose our democratically elected leaders!

On the one hand, having these guys (le redditors and le lemmylords) in charge of the US military would be funny, because they would just order soldiers into the meat grinder ("don't worry, our superior Xbox controllers will be more than enough against those 'mines' and 'missiles'"), but on the other hand, they're stupid enough to do something really life-threatening to the planet (like casually using nukes).

"He should have reprimanded MOSCOW MITCH more!!!"

"Thanks for the Reddit Gold!!"

The hilarious part is that if Biden did the same exact thing, the media would say "actually it's not wrong to suggest that it would hit Alabama you never know with hurricanes!" They would run all sorts of defense for him.

"Bu-bu-but they're a bunch of [insert super racist remarks about Asian ppl]"

Socialism has all the power on the State with no or little room for individuals themselves to make their businesses and companies, companies that'll thrive will be friends with the king and create a monopoly in that country.

China has tons of small and big businesses and it's still socialist.

Would it have anything to do with police officers having training and tools that are specifically used to avoid injury and death?

Maybe for themselves but they sure do cause injury and death to others. And besides, most officer on the job deaths are from eating too many donuts and getting cardiac failure (which pretty much all the "death on the job" stats for police conveniently avoid mentioning)