[-] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 97 points 4 days ago

He probably read 7 Brazilian and thought “I can’t ban that many accounts!”

[-] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

“Sir, I would like to order the Chicago sandwich please”

“Here you go my man, one piping hot steak sandwich with peppers served on a roll.”

“Nooooo I meant the one with sport peppers, celery salt, tomatoes, you know?”

“Sir that is called a Chicago hot dog, not a sandwich.”

[-] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago

Hot dogs are NOT motherfucking sandwiches.

[-] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

How else can you spend $7 for cold pizza sandwiches

[-] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

If you watch his streams he takes credit for donating money to Palestine when it’s his viewers do it so I’m pressed about this fraud being a leftie Mr beast and he sucks so much ass

[-] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

lol they got a billboard between Fort Worth and Dallas for weed drinks which is a bit more heinous imo. Tbh I would probably fuck with it, but smoking is so much better than edibles. DUIs tho 📈

[-] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Oh he donated .01% of his streamer money cool cool yeah and its totally hasan getting people to support not people who would support hasan or not donating. This is exactly my problem, he shouldn’t be taking credit for that.

[-] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Man I don’t really want to get up to speed on this but hasan seems like such a goddamn narcissist and fraud. He could use his influence, wealth, etc to run some real interference but what do we get, some tweets and comments of luke warm support?

Also it really pisses me off how often this guy talks about how much money he raised for Palestine or other charities, but it’s never his money. Can’t challenge his millionaire content creator model tho, look at all the charity HE did. In fact you should be like him and run the resistance from twitter, and if you do go out be very passive and politely leave when they ask you to.

[-] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

I crammed like 8 hours of work at my wfh programming job I been procrastinating and basically only fixed some tests. I’m kinda shit at my job. Now I’m soaking in a epsom salt bath to remove the ~~gamer~~ coder gunk

[-] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Sex and candy

[-] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

I wondered if Obama ever said it and found him dropping the hard r for the big rhetorical moment. Bet Kamala would use it like that. This is how we beat racism

[-] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

I’ve played like 600 days across a few accounts since release in 2013, barely log in anymore. I have a maxed iron with lots of cox kc and pre 2017 boss kc but really tapered off playtime since then. One day I’ll go back for toa and tob and whatever else.

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ai is gonna like take over the world everybody. just wait for agi bro I'm telling ya dog.

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It’s bad enough they gotta stink up the break room, now they’re going around making content about eating sardines and how healthy they think it is (it’s not)

Why is this a thing now? Go eat some beans nerds

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Cool

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