I will eat it before you have time to react

this is discrimination against the famously cheerful people of grumbleton

This is where I learned the word tankies. It sounds like British slang honestly.

stop feeding your dog that's literally a day's worth of the REAL dog food per toilet bowl. Vets nowadays will tell you any crap to shift their "nutrition" shit!!!

badass recipe, could only improve by leaving a stick in them to make thanksgiving popsicles

the purest form of thought

you mash it into a ball with one hand – ergonomic cheese sandwich

it makes a bunch of people on reddit irrationally mad about those darn kids so critical support

kiwifarms but you watch it with your family so it's ethical

thank you for your service i guess

i shall surely reap the rewards of working at the same level as these irredeemably dumb people. then i will prove my point online or something

"china's economy will fall apart after the outbreak of the skeleton war" -nostradamus