johnbrownwasright

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[โ€“] johnbrownwasright@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your pupils seem to be dilated and it looks like you've lost muscle tone in your legs. Did any strangers give you drugs? I heard in school that happens all the time

[โ€“] johnbrownwasright@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sugar

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Water

Water

Did I get that right?

Inflation can be defeated on shelter and food completely by simply sleeping in a Walmart parking lot and foraging for food out of dumpsters. I am very smart.

[โ€“] johnbrownwasright@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (10 children)

But it will be way funnier if Trump wins

It really is a striking resemblance

[โ€“] johnbrownwasright@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've been away a couple of days, did the federation happen? Also, lmao

[โ€“] johnbrownwasright@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I have a google alert for "kissinger dead" but false alarms every day, getting my hopes up for nothing โฑ๏ธ any day now, my body is READY

dirt owl is best owl ask anybody here

[โ€“] johnbrownwasright@hexbear.net 68 points 1 year ago (5 children)

It's so bizarre to me bc I don't think of them NEARLY as much as they apparently think of us

sit the baby down (you might have to help with this) and simply explain slowly and clearly until they understand. this approach may take some time though

also what a super cute baby you have!

It looks good but it's definitely shit, trust

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