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I posted Dunkin' Donut news in the dunk tank. Do you get it? Please clap.

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[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

i think my favorite part is the literal lack of actual coffee in this coffee drink. just a few pumps of coffee flavored syrup.

[–] footfaults@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

liquid cane sugar

Jesus Christ

[–] OtisRamflow@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"According to the Dunkin' website, a medium Ice Spice Munchkins Drink at Dunkin' is 830 calories, which is reportedly equal to three and a half glazed doughnuts. A large, on the other hand, is 1,080 calories and equal to four and a half glazed doughnuts."

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Wendy’s Baconator is 930 calories.

[–] KreekyBonez@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

on its own, not an issue. it's just simple syrup, which is easier to dissolve in iced coffee than granulated.

however, it's one of like 7 layers of sugar-concentrate ingredients, which is really fucked up, especially for having no actual coffee in it.

[–] johnbrownwasright@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sugar

Milk

Sugar

Sugar

Sugar

Milk

Sugar

Water

Water

Did I get that right?

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago

I might get diabetes looking at this too long

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

830kcal of pure sugar

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this looks like a diagram for a nuclear reactor, not a fking coffee

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

It's a foolproof visual diagram because thanks to corporate interests helping to remove funding from public schools, the average USA-an can only read around or below a fourth grade level!

[–] Snack_Bolshevik@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

still gonna try that garbage

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

And now you can get one on any corner since they build multiple Dublin donuts within a mile if each other now for some reason.