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I deemed this image important enough to post an break my lurking streak. How we all doing?

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[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 69 points 1 week ago

None of these words are in the bible

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 39 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

None of these words are in the dictionary, either, goddamn. What the fuck is this post even saying?

[-] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago

I love that "Skibbidy Ohio Rizz" is being portrayed as Gen Alpha slang, but the only people I see using it are parents mocking their children who respond with "what the fuck mom"

[-] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago

as far as i understand, skibbidy rizz is a compliment, ohio rizz is an insult. skibbidi ohio rizz is to kids what say "fascist communism" is to us, if i understand correctly

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

Ohio rizz means you have the sexual charisma of someone from Ohio. Which, like, jesus chrisht kids calm down.

[-] kjaeselrek@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

I can’t make it on my own

Because I’m skibidi Ohio

So cut my rizz and black my eyes

Hope this helps.

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[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

I skibbied too close to the toilet and melted the wax ring. Now I have to go to home depot

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

It's rap beef between white children.

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 49 points 1 week ago
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[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 40 points 1 week ago
[-] SSJMarx@lemm.ee 38 points 1 week ago

parents paying for their kid to have a professionally produced music video should be considered child abuse. at least let the kid have the experience of making the video themselves.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Like all of those ARK Music Factory things

[-] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuJ5y5f4l4s

its also going to great effort to sexualise a child, special commendation to the middle american nuclear family, well done

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[-] Sunforged@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Kid looks so uncomfortable trying to project confidence.

[-] SSJMarx@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago

my read on the video is that none of this was his idea

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The rizzler is a guy? I thought it was a play on The Riddler and Rizz, like, an idea, a platonic ideal not a person

[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

The Rizzler is a guy (a kid, to be particular), but the riddler + rizz combination came first, he got the name from the meme

[-] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

so hack to just take a descriptor like that and give it to yourself lol.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Something something second order simulacra of the 90s rap game.

[-] Krem@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

a rizzler is wot a inglish bloke rowls a spliff wif innit

[-] Achyu@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 week ago

Reminded me of Rinzler from Tron: Legacy

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[-] REgon@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago

No, I veto this. I use my veto. Veto. I declare a veto. This has been veto'ed.

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

As opposed to Vito'ing which would mean my uncle comes and critiques your pasta sauce

[-] jack@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

but vito, I really thought the tarrragon was a good idea

[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago
[-] shath@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

extremely important cultural moment

[-] porcupine@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 1 week ago

Much of Chapo's early success was roasting terrified old men writing newspaper columns about the inscrutable things kids were allegedly doing these days.

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

i should not have watched that stress

[-] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

I have no idea what compelled me to listen to this

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

it was supposed to be funny. it should have been funny. why wasn't it funny internet-delenda-est

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

Seriously tho why are pre teens playing Yank football

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

American Football is a de-facto relgigion. Not in any kind of sarcastic way, it is a core component of social life and holds a sacred and holy status in many rural parts of the us south and midwest. It's the cornerstone around which the social world is arrranged. It's far more important to them than a little traumatic brain injury.

[-] Blep@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

The inevitable cte will be worth it when it pays for college

[-] jack@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

the american people are not intellectual, to put it mildly

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

He gets his bitches at Costco and you know he buys in bulk

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago
[-] TheBest@midwest.social 20 points 1 week ago

OKAY NOONE ELSE IS DOING THE DIRTY WORK HERE

But I listened to Rizzard if Oz and I can't see how its a diss of the Costco Guys. Its just a really bad, weird, auto tuned mess of bars summarizing to "Im him, I get baddies".

WHERE IS THE BEEF?

[-] GlueBear@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

Jacob sartorius walked so baby gronk could rizz

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago
[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

This can't be real, can it? It has the same layout as someone making a stock "cool guy" character in the 80s or something.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

Curtains for Zoosha

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

oh hey maurice how you been?

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

P good, got a decent job, moved in with my gf almost a year ago now. Haven't been posting as much, but is what it is I suppose lol shrug-outta-hecks

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

fuckin crushing it i remember when u were just a lil college freshman my maurice all growed up proud o u

[-] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Not to quote family dad or whatever but oh my God who the hell cares yells-at-cloud

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

A beef between the whitest kids you've ever seen. flashbang

[-] gueybana@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Skibidi shit

[-] sexywheat@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

mother of god why do people turn autotune up that high it sounds like cat shit wrapped in dog shit

[-] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Alright, I’m joining the Taliban.

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