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Lol my band is sponsored by a condom company now
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Wow you're sponsored and by SEX HAVERS no less, you need to abandon communism right now.
I'll turn myself in to the volcel police.
Good, best you do.
I would absolutely work that into promoting them via stage patter.
"We've got condoms at the merch table, we weren't using them so we figured we'd slap a logo on em and try to sell some here.'
Oh fuckin totally. Or when someone wants to grab a tin, "I dunno, sure you're gonna get a chance to use these?" As a playful rib
I dunno really if people are gonna be buying condoms at a merch table at a show, but it is for sure a good way to get people to stop at your merch table
It's more the tins for them that are a novelty. The condoms are just regular branded condoms, the case has our logo
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
Condommism
At least it's safe-sex havers