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Just feels funny to say. But yeah a company reached out to offer us free customized condom tins with our logo, and I recognize a lot of the other bands they work with so its on the up and up. Gonna sell them for a few bucks at shows to get money for mixing and mastering the new shit

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 32 points 4 days ago

Wow you're sponsored and by SEX HAVERS no less, you need to abandon communism right now.

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago

I'll turn myself in to the volcel police.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago

Good, best you do. disgost

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

I would absolutely work that into promoting them via stage patter.

"We've got condoms at the merch table, we weren't using them so we figured we'd slap a logo on em and try to sell some here.'

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

Oh fuckin totally. Or when someone wants to grab a tin, "I dunno, sure you're gonna get a chance to use these?" As a playful rib

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

I dunno really if people are gonna be buying condoms at a merch table at a show, but it is for sure a good way to get people to stop at your merch table

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

It's more the tins for them that are a novelty. The condoms are just regular branded condoms, the case has our logo

[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[-] roux@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago
[-] Alisu@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

At least it's safe-sex havers

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