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Right wingers are baby brained (CW: homophobia, reactionary views) (hexbear.net)
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[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Beethoven

Dog can't talk

Nobody shrinks

Nobody grows giant

No Robin Williams

Dog can't even play basketball

Fuck this shit, I refuse to believe anyone is nostalgic for Beethoven

EDIT: I looked up the plot because I couldn't remember what even happens in this piece of shit movie, and the moral of the story is "animal testing bad" which is so funny because you know these hogs would be baying in a fury if you directly said that to them.

[–] Siobhan@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

The fact it fucking got sequels always amazed me

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dog can't talk

What? I never watched this movie, but it used to be on TV a lot. The dog doesn't even speak? Wtf is this movie even about?

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)

They find a St Bernard and they name it Beethoven and he grows bigger than they expected and I remember nothing else about it

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

The slobber

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

St. Bernard's are already fucking huge. One time my friend mistook one for a bear, said it looks like there's a bear in the house, the person living there said 'oh! That's Buster!' Friend the asked 'what's a Buster?'

Buster was cool as hell

[–] Tiocfaidhcaisarla@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

'what's a Buster?'

Also known as a

scrub

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Like, big for a Saint Bernard, or big in general? Because if you didn't know a St Bernard would be big...

[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

It's not like, Clifford

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

He was a puppy when they found him and they're dumb

Also someone is trying to do experiments on dogs or something and he's the villain idk