When I wipe my butt it starts to fucking bleed, it's horrible. Like, I don't want to get into details, but after a few wipes it starts hurting and the paper wipes get bloody. Imagine wiping your ass with sandpaper, it's basically that, but somehow replicated with regular toilet paper.

I have to go shower every single time I poo to actually clean my butt.

As of writing this, it's 1 A.M and I just pooed, couldn't wipe as usual, but as I mentioned, it's 1 A.M. If I were to attempt to clean myself in the shower, i'd wake everyone up. So, i can't rinse butt,.

I am writing this with a half wiped butt. Buy me a bidet, please

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[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago (12 children)

You can get a decent addon bidet for like $40

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 week ago (11 children)

Yeah literally it will change your life. Pretty easy to install too.

[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (10 children)

How much lifting is pretty doing?

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Very little, but what you really need to consider is how much less wiping you will do.

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