this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2025
516 points (98.7% liked)

The Onion

5045 readers
1135 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
seahorse@midwest.social
pbrisgreat@midwest.social
516
Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover (theonion.com)
submitted 19 hours ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
20 comments fedilink hide all child comments
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 23 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

The Onion doesn’t have to aim to hit anything anymore.

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

The good news is everything is a hit. The bad news is the entire Battleship board is covered by your opponent.