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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover (theonion.com)
submitted 19 hours ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 41 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

The Onion has been firing on all cylinders today.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 23 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

The Onion doesn’t have to aim to hit anything anymore.

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

The good news is everything is a hit. The bad news is the entire Battleship board is covered by your opponent.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Today? They've been amazing for like.....30 years or more.