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About an $1,800 kitchen faucet that doesnt interface with Alexa properly.

Im liable to take the faucet and beat him with it til his legs dont work any more. The disconnect here may as well be the Grand Canyon and im Evel Knievel.

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[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Kohler x Studio McGee.

I lnow what Kohler is, no idea whom or what 'Studio McGee' is. Some bougie BS from the ten seconds i spent looking into it.

Were i a smarter man id figure out a way to exploit it.

Does my faucet come with firmware security fixes? If so how long? Do i toss it before the hardware (valves/cartridge/etc) craps out or the software craps out and some asshole somewhere starts making my water turn off and on remotely?

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Modern poltergeist movie but instead of a ghost it's some kid in India hacking some dumbasses smart home just for kicks.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 23 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

The lights start to flicker, curtains begin opening and closing, the dryer turns on, suddenly a Bollywood track starts to play on the house speakers.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 17 points 23 hours ago

Lmao the bollywood part I am crying

[–] shallot@hexbear.net 10 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Smart home alone: Home alone but it’s Kevin hacking into Marv and Harry’s house to fuck with them

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 13 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

no idea whom or what 'Studio McGee' is.

Isn't that the folks what makes them "Alice" games?