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Why in the fuck does this moron need Alexa to control his faucet???
I saw a fancy shower faucet with Alexa that had one cool feature. You could ask for a specific temperature and it would manipulate internal valves to maintain it.
I wouldn't buy a $2k shower control with spyware for that feature, but it would be nice.
Even that is kinda of silly to me. I went my whole life adjusting water temp based on feel. I really don’t need to know that my ideal water temp is 99.8764356 degrees.
Doesn't want touch the handles after he pisses in the sink.
I was actually going to mention pissing in the sink but ive been beaten to it.
For what it’s worth, they do make consumer faucets with motion sensors. I would probably invest in that for whenever I have dirty hands, but anything that needs internet can get fucked.
Plus when you shake the piss off the motion sensor turns the faucet on