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Listening to my employer's son and his complaints (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 day ago by Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net

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About an $1,800 kitchen faucet that doesnt interface with Alexa properly.

Im liable to take the faucet and beat him with it til his legs dont work any more. The disconnect here may as well be the Grand Canyon and im Evel Knievel.

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[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Doesn't want touch the handles after he pisses in the sink.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

I was actually going to mention pissing in the sink but ive been beaten to it.

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For what it’s worth, they do make consumer faucets with motion sensors. I would probably invest in that for whenever I have dirty hands, but anything that needs internet can get fucked.

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 8 points 22 hours ago

Plus when you shake the piss off the motion sensor turns the faucet on