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The gang's all here! They figured out how to attach GIFs lol

flattened-bernie being like "I sold your number to these people"

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[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago (5 children)

We beg you. You - NOTHING! Now Cheeto laugh! 200% match you give! Give now! You ATM! Grift hangry!

[–] fox@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

$19,523

Harris spent like a billion dollars on the worst campaign in recent memory, I'm sure they could cover this with petty cash

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

It really just reads call center scam honestly, except the payout is that your representatives do their job? Wonder what they do if some confused grandma wires their entire pension to them because she thinks she really is 'the only one that can save DEMOCRACY and DONAMLD TRUMP was LAUGHING!'

also the way the capitalize 'Dark Money' makes it sound like some evil wizard is exerting malign forces from his crooked tower somewhere

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

somehow money is being matched from somewhere at 200%... and money is required in order to pass legislation somehow.. the more money the more it gets passed.. otherwise no pass

[–] supdawg813@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

god this shit is beyond parody. america is such a fucking joke scam country.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

Got another one -

Now it's twice as much needed and 400% match! Gee I wish I can command my cocktail party budget...er "investments" to 2x and 4x and have other people pay for it.