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[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 86 points 1 year ago

Hitler had one great idea.

On April 30th 1945, in the Führerbunker, in what one might call the greatest brainstorming in all of history.

[-] daisy@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago

In Hitler's defence, he did kill Hitler.

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 68 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] daisy@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago

There's something to be said for being so feared by one's enemy that they'd rather take themselves out than face you. I think that's a pretty good consolation prize.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

Reminds me something I read long ago where (iirc) a western journalist asked a red army soldier what he would do if he got ahold of Hitler. The soldier replied that he'd heat up half an iron bar until red hot and then jam the cold side up Hitler's ass.

The journalist asked why the cold side.

The soldier replied plainly: so he couldn't pull it out.

Could be apocryphal but I always thought it was chefs-kiss

[-] Swoosegoose@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

But he also killed the guy that killed Hitler so fuck him

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