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How about an adolescent kangaroo?

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[-] schmidtster@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Doesn’t “think you can take on” imply winning though? If not at least surviving with most limbs attached.

[-] Transcendant@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Sit in its blowhole until it suffocates?

Obviously I am not advocating for these beautiful majestic giant beasts to be killed but if it was a life or death thing... I'd be getting in that blowhole like a big old human tampon.

They can hold their breath for 30-90 minutes and can dive to 1000 feet. Good luck.

[-] ccunning@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Their error was sitting in the blowhole. The trick is you have to go in head first so you can steal the oxygen from the whales lungs.

[-] Transcendant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I'm so fucked. But I'll wedge myself in deep, if I'm going down I'm taking it with me!

(reality would be it'd surface and blow me out like a floppy ragdoll)

Later the whale is telling his buddy about the worst booger he had to get rid of.

[-] schmidtster@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

They have 2 20inch holes, so make sure to bring a buddy!

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