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[-] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 126 points 11 months ago

Imagining a bunch of hexbears having dinner with Xi and just saying the most unhinged shit.

[-] invo_rt@hexbear.net 101 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

wonder-who-thats-for

XI: Invo_RT, please tell me about the infrastructure in your city.

ME: [Uncontrollable Trump impression] Not good! Very bad! But I'll keep using that garbage. [Standing up aggressively] Please President Xi, send Chengdu J-20 multirole stealth aircraft. My people yearn for freedom. [Now on top of the table] Unlimited genocide on the first world!

[-] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 78 points 11 months ago

it's a normal people delegation we specifically aren't invited

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 76 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

sitting next to xi showing him traa memes while laughing awkwardly

[-] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 65 points 11 months ago

His aide leans down: "This is a sign of great respect in their culture"

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 64 points 11 months ago

They get in a fight with Xi when he won’t denounce stone cairnists

[-] GreenTeaRedFlag@hexbear.net 44 points 11 months ago

For his entertainment, we perform one of our customary after-dinner actives: vegan struggle session. We allow him to lock the thread at his leisure, and even present him with an outdoor and indoor cat to show our unity. He thanks us and gives us dating advice and 20 rifles

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 39 points 11 months ago

Maybe he can resolve the problem of the fascist credit card

[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Convince Xi of Posadism

nuke

[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

"So, you see, when we argue with liberal chauvinists online, we provide a link which appears to be information to back up our arguments, but in fact it is a picture of a pig's huge balls with a big piece of poop on top, lol!

"Fascinating" xi-lib-tears

this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2023
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