ME: [Uncontrollable Trump impression] Not good! Very bad! But I'll keep using that garbage. [Standing up aggressively] Please President Xi, send Chengdu J-20 multirole stealth aircraft. My people yearn for freedom. [Now on top of the table] Unlimited genocide on the first world!

[–] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 78 points 2 years ago

it's a normal people delegation we specifically aren't invited

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 76 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

sitting next to xi showing him traa memes while laughing awkwardly

[–] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 65 points 2 years ago

His aide leans down: "This is a sign of great respect in their culture"

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 64 points 2 years ago

They get in a fight with Xi when he won’t denounce stone cairnists

[–] GreenTeaRedFlag@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago

For his entertainment, we perform one of our customary after-dinner actives: vegan struggle session. We allow him to lock the thread at his leisure, and even present him with an outdoor and indoor cat to show our unity. He thanks us and gives us dating advice and 20 rifles

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Convince Xi of Posadism

nuke

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

"So, you see, when we argue with liberal chauvinists online, we provide a link which appears to be information to back up our arguments, but in fact it is a picture of a pig's huge balls with a big piece of poop on top, lol!

"Fascinating" xi-lib-tears