Do we not have a watch party thread?

I know some of you sickos are watching this shit

I installed it out of curiosity, and God damn, this is the worst form of social media yet. It seems like it's designed to accomplish two things: keep me scrolling, and eventually make me depressed. It's basically paralyzing to use.

I didn't make an account, so I guess its a bit like looking at the front page of YouTube, which is also terrible. But out of all the social media I've used in my life tiktok seems like the worst because of how much it sucks you in, and the type of content on it. Runner up is Instagram, but I deleted my account there years ago and never looked back.

Call me a boomer or w/e, but this shit melts your brain even more than everything else already does.

Anyone playing it? It's like balatro but blackjack.

At first I didn't really like it, but you can make some very broken decks and it can be very fun if a bit too unfair at times.

If you played slay the spire, you can make a claw deck in this game and it's actually more functional lmao

If you don't know already, you can make balatro into an android or iOS app. Works flawlessly on Android.

I wish Haz and Hinkle would just go the fuck away

Very surprised that the dev is going to add more content. There is already an overload of stuff.

I assume 0.1% if you even know what this game is. It's like Pokemon and diablo combined. The graphics seem rough, but eventually you get over it and it looks okay. The entire game is about making broken teams of creatures to the point you just win battles before your first turn even happens. Then you make another team because auto winning is boring. Half of my time playing has probably been theory crafting with a spreadsheet. So if your into that, this is for you.

If any of you start playing, let me know, no one I know plays this. Just beware that the writing is awful.

If I had the money I'd pay to have a hexbear creature added to the game as a joke lol

https://twitter.com/PikettyWIL/status/1780943104649920951

What happened in 1991 Mr Piketty?

You play as Marx