Rand was a bad neighbor and got the shit kicked outta him. Then his neighbor (the ass kicker) had his punishment increased because Rand’s a whiny little bitch with strong political connections.

[–] regul@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Rand Paul's neighbor assaulted him with suburban rage over Rand's sticks being on his side of the property line. Broke a couple of his ribs, but because Rand's a senator he got sentenced to like a year in prison.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

Critical support

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Didn't Rand also lose hearing in one ear?

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Bet he didn't hear that coming

[–] ME5SENGER_24@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Don’t forget the $500k civil penalty

[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 29 points 1 year ago

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/prosecutors-reveal-why-rand-paul-was-attacked-neighbor-n839366

I think that gives the idea enough.

Rand pissed off his neighbor somehow and his neighbor beat his ass. Broke a rib apparently.

Rand, being the omega pussy he is, allowed prosecutors to slam the neighbor with a felony for "hitting a congressman" even though the assbeating was purely for personal, not ideological, reasons. Rand Paul is a sack of dogshit who happily weaponizing state violence: no surprise.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Rand wouldn't stop dumping lawn trimmings on his neighbors lawn so his neighbor beat his ass and then the rugged individualist libertarian got the government to charge his neighbor charged with political violence for defending his property rights.

Sucks for his neighbor but you couldn't ask for better proof that literally everything they claim to believe is horseshit.

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Neighbor punched him a few years ago