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[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How much splooge I've nutted in whatever the funniest whole unit could be

[–] ADHDefy@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My suggestions for units of measurements, in no specific order:

  • Thimbles
  • Water balloons
  • Per hoppus foot
  • Cord and rick
  • Burlap potato sacks
  • Waffle irons
  • Size 11 wooden clogs
  • Drums
  • Silos
  • Minecarts
  • Blimps/zeppelins
  • Potential babies
[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You've nutted 397,405 times the total earth population last year. *

~measured as per sperm, not by volume or weight~

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you by any chance the cum box dude?

[–] ADHDefy@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh dear, I was hoping that one would die with reddit.

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Well, it became internet history years ago. So... unless you want to spend your one chance to change history on the removal of the cum box story, I don't see any other way. Haha

I'm thinking teaspoons.