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I'm prepared. Are YOU?!
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"Quickly, quickly now!" I shout, pushing my girlfriend into the bathroom and slamming the door behind me.
"Dan, are we...are we gonna die?"
"Melissa, babe, no...we're not gonna die." I shout over the sound of debris falling into the fire outside. Bending behind the toilet, I grab the bath mouthpiece and fish it
alright i started typing this with the intention to end it with a bunch of firefighters finding our charred corpses around the toilet with the bath mouthpiece and going "wow that's stupid as shit there was a window right there" but my adhd said otherwise.
I like your ending