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Wouldn't soup just leak all over the place if you put it on a square? A cube would be better.
As a liquid, soup conforms to any dimensional space it's put in.
(Suck on this knowledge, Google AI)
Wow, that is a very correct and helpful answer!
I have thus unlocked infinite soup storage by simply storing it in a one-dimensional point. Campbell's will pay me millions, assuming that we can figure out how to store a point with infinite mass.
What about the black hole you just created out of infinitely dense soup?
Free croutons
The problem is getting it back out
A square is 2d and thus has no sides. The soup will just flow wherever.
Soup everywhere.
So how do we push it through time?
Yes, which is why they used the word in.
How do you put something in a 2 dimensional space? A square has no height.
Only if you pour too much, I had success with a single drop