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As a liquid, soup conforms to any dimensional space it's put in.
(Suck on this knowledge, Google AI)
Wow, that is a very correct and helpful answer!
I have thus unlocked infinite soup storage by simply storing it in a one-dimensional point. Campbell's will pay me millions, assuming that we can figure out how to store a point with infinite mass.
What about the black hole you just created out of infinitely dense soup?
Free croutons
The problem is getting it back out
A square is 2d and thus has no sides. The soup will just flow wherever.
Soup everywhere.
So how do we push it through time?