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Misread the title of the other post which made me think of this question.

I, as a male, have had multiple women ask me how we ride bikes without smashing our balls.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 58 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

I have had more than a few girls ask if they can hold my dick while I piss out of curiosity and not for sexual reasons. Most of them seemed to have thought it would have kick like a firehose. I can assure you: That only happens after I've had a large soda during a 3 hour movie in a theatre.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Most of them seemed to have thought it would have kick like a firehose.

You let them?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 59 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'll let literally anyone touch my dick if they ask. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 29 points 5 months ago

this may be the most based thing I've heard anyone on Lemmy say

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

None of my female friends have ever asked to hold mine. I think it would be fun to have someone else aim.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Are you a gay man? I think that makes a difference.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago
[–] GeoGio7@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Ah oké it all makes sense now haha

[–] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ha, kind of related: I asked one of my early girlfriends if I clould pull the tampon string when she needed to change it. She let me.

[–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Have you ever been asked to fish one out when it got stuck? Be prepared, it may happen one day

[–] GeoGio7@lemmy.world -5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I find this incredibly hard to believe

[–] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why? When you live together comfortably with a group of people, things like this become normal.

I was also surprised by how honest about my sexuality I could be with girls, when we spend 2 months together, almost all day long.

[–] GeoGio7@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Most of my friends are women but I don't think they'd ever ask me to do this. But OP is gay so it makes sense knowing that.

[–] almar_quigley@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I’ve been asked this by a number of ex girlfriends. This isn’t that weird.

[–] GeoGio7@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I mean I had the same with ex girlfriends too, but friends??

[–] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just lock a group of young men and women in a cage and see what happens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Somehow, more humans appear in the cage

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago