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How many baseball games does your dad have to miss before you grow up to be tucker carlson? (lemmy.world)

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[-] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Yeah, but like, marching bands cool.

[-] DMBFFF@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I suppose it depends what they play.

e.g. Fleetwood Mac's Tusk: https://vimeo.com/9545833#t=1m58s (somewhat cued)

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

I enjoyed that

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Baseball is the coolest. Dad can show up, get drunk for a few hours, and then drive a bunch of neighborhood kids home without wearing pants, and eating Nachos.

[-] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Ok, but playing baseball is pretty typical. Marching band is a bold choice which is cooler then anything I would give tucker credit for.

[-] Drunemeton@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

That’s oddly specific, but I’m glad you all made it home safely!

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Oh, I never played sports. My dad didn't give a shit if I did stuff like played sports, or had friends. Instead he sent me upstairs to stare at a blank wall.

[-] Drunemeton@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Oh…

Sorry.

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