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[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 69 points 1 week ago

There has to be another factor. My dad missed all of my marching band performances and I'm not a fascist.

[-] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago

Aren’t fascists historically known for enjoying marching?

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

Thats what I'm saying, man. We gotta check another angle.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Maybe we should force everybody into marching band??

[-] SatyrSack@lemmy.one 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah, but like, marching bands cool.

[-] DMBFFF@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I suppose it depends what they play.

e.g. Fleetwood Mac's Tusk: https://vimeo.com/9545833#t=1m58s (somewhat cued)

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

I enjoyed that

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Baseball is the coolest. Dad can show up, get drunk for a few hours, and then drive a bunch of neighborhood kids home without wearing pants, and eating Nachos.

Ok, but playing baseball is pretty typical. Marching band is a bold choice which is cooler then anything I would give tucker credit for.

[-] Drunemeton@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

That’s oddly specific, but I’m glad you all made it home safely!

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Oh, I never played sports. My dad didn't give a shit if I did stuff like played sports, or had friends. Instead he sent me upstairs to stare at a blank wall.

[-] Drunemeton@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Oh…

Sorry.

[-] HocEnimVeni@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

Young tucker always dreamed of being a Broadway star but his father was ashamed that his son wasn't more athletic and never attended any of his private school plays, haunted by the memory of the empty reserved seat he lashes out at anyone with a dream.

[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 week ago

Shockingly similar to Ben Shapiro, who seems to have wanted to be a concert violinist and later screenwriter, but had his screenplays rejected and found more luck telling the world that basically all Arabs and Muslims are savages and deserve to be collateral damaged.

At this point I wonder if Rush Limbaugh secretly wanted to be a painter but was rejected from art school.

[-] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

I'm willing to bet there was some islamaphobia in those rejected screenplays.

[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Not sure about his rejected screenplays but uh well he has definitely written a book or two with comically offensive depictions of black americans, and well now he got his dream come true in the most insane way possible and produces movies that are astoundingly tasteless like Lady Ballers.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Something something lowest common denominator

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 1 week ago

Dad shows up to game. He’s drunk again. Laughs at Tucker when he strikes out.

Never comes back. That’s Tucker.

[-] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Dad only shows up at game drunk. Laughs at Tucker when he strikes out.

"See you next week son"

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago

"He swings like a girl!"

[-] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Idk my dad dipped out and was in andnout of my life when I was like 8 or 9 and I'm not a nazi.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

His dad might have been the coach, actually.

Man, that must make it even worse when he's not there.

[-] gnate@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Maybe he was ONLY there for the games.

[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

to make sure of it.

[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

My Dad was the only reason I played. I didn't have much interest really. Missed plenty of games. I resent him but I'm not taking it out on the world

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

DAE think right wing ragebait talking head #4 is a loser? Updoots to the left!

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee -2 points 1 week ago

what does that question mean

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 3 points 1 week ago

Tucker has daddy issues was my interpretation.

[-] tee900@lemmy.world -4 points 1 week ago

Kind of hoping to see lemmy become better than this.

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 1 week ago

Unfortunately the low effort political tribalism is likely to just increase as we approach the US elections.

Just block and move on. You'll eventually end up curating your Lemmy experience to not include the type of folks posting low effort shit like this.

[-] tee900@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

To be a human caught up in this echo chamber is suffocating to think about. On the off chance someone appreciates perspective, i dont mind seeing shitposts.

this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2024
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