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Microsoft deal would reopen Three Mile Island nuclear plant to power AI
(www.washingtonpost.com)
On the road to fully automated luxury gay space communism.
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I didn't have the motivation to read the whole thing so I scanned it for funny stuff. But it looked dreary so the only thing I read was the final paragraph. The article ends on a funny note. Tech companies don't even bother to make an effort to lie anymore. Look at this shit.
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Related - ["tech bro bullshit" news] Nuclear fusion startup Helion claims it will have a working power plant by 2028. Microsoft is already a customer. More in body. - Hexbear
It might happen by 2128
Seriously though - I wonder how that firm choose four years. "About a decade" is equally bullshit but to some people it would sound like a moonshot they might get to. But four years sounds like purely made up bullshit to appeal to VC firms.
That startup (helion or whatever its called) claimed in 2013 they would be producing power by 2018, then in 2018 claimed they would be producing power by 2023, and then in 2023 claimed they would be producing power by 2028. I'm starting to see a pattern