I was wondering why the flags were flown at half mast on the seventh. Then I learned it was because Jimmy Carter was dead and suddenly my flag was flying at full mast.

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Was it a communist flag?

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

An American flag but every star is a hammer and sickle, and the stripes are trans colors

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

amerikkka

This would probably annoy chuds so much though so I'd like to see it

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Probably say it's desecration of the American flag while wearing American flag boxer briefs

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

Sharded because bidets and laundry are woke.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

Google Doodles peaked 15 years ago. It's all been downhill since this masterpiece.

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

they-hit-the-pentagon his peanuts withered away, his peanuts went sour, and you're laughing??

i-do

[–] cerealkiller@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

HIS PEANUTS WENT SOUR HE DON'T WANNA LIVE NO MORE

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

the holidays always really sneak up on me

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

im feeling lucky

[–] ozmathewitch@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

rest in piss

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

I just miss him so much 😭

[–] bunnygirl@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

in bad country yadayadayada