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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by RedWizard@hexbear.net to c/slop@hexbear.net
 

Our school lunches where I work are a lot better then this but were also a petty good district in the state with decent funding.

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[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 77 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Now tell this Chinese person American children also need to pay to be fed this garbage to really blow their mind

[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 70 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 39 points 2 weeks ago

Israel is the other country to say no but it's not surprising; they recognize that Palestinian children are still considered children by the international community (I don't even know if I'm joking; I've seen a UNICEF short where a human rights worker was saying he's advocated for child safety during wartime this entire time and that this is the first time in his life he's advocating that children are children and should not be targeted).

[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Amerikkka and an American forward operating base disguised as a soverign state in west asia/middle east being the only against truly is not surprising.

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, right! Yeah that will also blow their minds.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

smuglord: “Yeah but, look at how rough n’ tough we are compared to the rest of the decadent world!”

Mark my words, climate change will go to shit and plunge the world into chaos and as that becomes more abundantly clear the American elite will market us to embrace the apocalypse because “us Americans love a good challenge!”

[–] StillNoLeftLeft@hexbear.net 53 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Is there always so little of it? How is this considered food.😭

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 43 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Depends on where you live. Poor states with little support probably get lunches like this.

[–] StillNoLeftLeft@hexbear.net 38 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I've always thought that these can't be real. I know in the UK the school food is terrible, a lot like this I think, but to think that this is all the kids get breaks my heart. How is this sustinence?

Chilling to think how the austerity people are dismantling systems like this where I live. We still have free school food and it's still mostly very good and balanced food that you take yourself from a lunchline, as much as you need to be full. It's basic everyday real food, a protein, potatoes/rice/pasta and always a salad and for most schools there is also a vegan option. I used to substitute teach and the food was either very good or at least ok in every school I ever worked in.

Every kid deserves better.

[–] DisabledAceSocialist@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I know in the UK the school food is terrible,

When i was at school in the UK in the 90s, our lunch was almost always a spring roll with chips, followed by sponge pudding with custard. No protein, no vegetables.

My family was poor, my dad didn't work and then abandoned our family. The current cut off point is £7400 a year - if your family earns more than that you don't qualify for free school meals. I don't know what the cut off point was at the time, but my mother made just slightly over it. So I didn't qualify for free school meals, and my mother couldn't afford to pay for my lunches. So for a while I went without. This was especially bad because I often didn't get fed at home either. Eventually I found a way to eat at school, I started getting in the lunch queue and acting like my mother had paid for me to eat (parents had to pay for the whole term in advance). The dinner ladies didn't question it, and for the rest of the time I ate at school for free.

The food as I mentioned was very non-nutritious but at least it was something. Not much later in life I got thyroid cancer, and recently a study came out suggesting that thyroid cancer can be caused by long term selenium deficiency. Guess what foods are low in selenium - spring rolls, chips and sponge cake. Now I strongly suspect my cancer and all the problems that came from it and have ruined my life, were caused by the fact that nobody bothered to ensure I was fed a nutritious diet (or even enough calories - I was so thin at school that it hurt to sit on the chairs as my bum bones dug into the chairs, I had to fold my blazer up and sit on that to make it more tolerable) as a child.

[–] StillNoLeftLeft@hexbear.net 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Western culture is just so deeply hostile to children. Even though they have no choice in going to school to become the wage slaves of the future, they are still treated so bad and not even fed properly.

[–] DisabledAceSocialist@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

One third of children in poverty are denied free school meals, and teachers are going hungry too: https://www.msn.com/en-gb/money/other/we-don-t-have-to-starve-kids/ar-BB1nBwnU

[–] TheWolfOfSouthEnd@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When I was in high school and I got a hot dinner it was chips or rice, curry or gravy, pie, sausage roll, or pasty. It wasn’t healthy but it was cheap. Can’t remember the options in infants or juniours. Basically what you’ve said.

[–] DisabledAceSocialist@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's always some kind of pastry-encased thing with carbs. They think they're saving money by feeding kids this, but the long term health complications kids suffer cancel any savings out.

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[–] StillNoLeftLeft@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago (15 children)

Adding that I am not calling this food "junk", but am definitely calling it as not enough and not good enough for a growing human. How do chips keep anyone feeling full?

I remember in high school after PE class we would all pile our plates up as full as you can get them and you would still be hungry again in the afternoon.

This is the one thing I am kind of proud of homecountry-wise. It's not gourmet or anything special, but it's wholesome real food. Picture is a pretty average version of it:

Every school has a weekly menu and most school lunch food are staple foods that people also eat as adults and make at home. Everyone has their school food favourites and favourite things to hate, many of the foods have remained the same through the decades, but many have also been removed from the menus, because nobody would eat them today. The humble spinach pancake with lingonberry jam is a favourite across generations.

Since the 90s more and more schools have closed their own kitchens and fired the cooks that we still had when I was a kid, my highschool cook made such good roast potatoes from leftover boiled potatoes that the foodline always got a bit rowdy because there was never enough for everyone (they were a bonus treat on top of the normal menu). These days the kitchens are moving more and more towards centralized kitchens and the food has gotten a lot worse as a result, far fewer kids actually eat it today even though it is free. But it's still made to certain standards and it has to have enough protein and energy for proper sustinance.

During school closures from covid school lunch was also still given out weekly in daily portions because for poor families it is a huge deal.

I feel like this and the right to roam laws are the two things the national bourge dares not touch, althought they periodically do try. But if this was changed, I am sure conditions would worsen a lot faster.

[–] ratboy@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I loved in a very, very well off suburb in California when I was a kid. This is what the average lunch was, and we had to buy this we didn't get free meals, probably because my friends and I didn't make the cut off. These are the exact items I remember getting lol. A lot of the time we would go to the Thai restaurant across the street and buy a cup of rice for $1 and put sweet and sour sauce on it, or go buy a slice of pizza next door. This was in highschool

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[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

Chilling to think how the austerity people are dismantling systems like this where I live

The people making everyone poor convinced people to blame the parents for being poor.

[–] Grandpa_garbagio@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The sun chips probably cost extra in the above pic. Going to school in the aughts it looked like this where I lived, decent school district.

Just fyi, this isn't even close to an exaggeration. Seems like a high-end representation of school lunches in America from my experience in school

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[–] Wolfman86@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

There’s probably a single British pound of food there. How is anywhere in the supposedly developed world this poor?

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Well you see, school meals are decadence and we need to toughen up the next generation.

No really. Saiyan ahh society

[–] StillNoLeftLeft@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago
[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

i nominate the school board president, Joseph Como Jr., for the Liugi treatment

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey it still hits the calorie count.

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Most advanced country.... Hahahahahaha! lea-manic

It’s only advanced when your bank account is fat enough. The rest has to fight to even get the slop, while lord-bezos-amused and his companions are trying their hardest to make their manic visions reality.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

I gotta tell you, I once got the opportunity to go to Japan where there was an intersection of advanced technology and my money stretching very far. Hopping on the train to anywhere for $2, going through a convenience store, buying anything your heart desires (sushi, a sando, chips, dessert, nuts, tea, water, fried chicken, fried potatoes, salad - whatever) while spending maybe $4 on it, going to a park, and enjoying nature was really nice. I don't think I'm coping when I say that a mansion, waitstaff, and a golf course could ever compare. When you have to go out into public in your palanquin and it's all a gray blob of industry and its refuse there's no way you could think it's superior to waiting 5 minutes in line to ride a ferris wheel because it's not prohibitively expensive. People were very nice to me in Japan as well.

This isn't to say that there's not a particular charm to places outside the anglosphere where the infrastructure isn't what I would call advanced where people were also incredibly kind. But I was thinking about the intersection of technology superior to America and having a more equitable society (even if it's not an enviable situation).

tangential pontificationBeing rich must be like going to Family Mart for me except you're talking about real estate. Like yeah, this house for a family of 4 is nice - I'd probably make some money off of it, but I don't want to have a meeting with my real estate manager to update the portfolio. But even if you're not there, going into a mall in America and just grabbing what looks nice would be a power trip. For my last meal I tried to run up the bill on conveyor belt sushi and ended up spending less than $40. It was fucking weird. If you ran up a bill in a mall and you felt the same way about $2,000 that's probably what it's like.

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[–] xiaohongshu@hexbear.net 46 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

To add insult to injury, America, despite making up only 4% of the world’s population, produces 15-20% of the world’s grains, milk and egg, and the largest agricultural exporter in the world, not to mention its near total control of the global food supply chain through multinational agricultural conglomerates.

They have the food. They’re just not feeding you.

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[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Most advanced country

Hot take: I feel like this gets thrown out to absolve the American public, the idea being the US is only advanced cuz we have so many mega-rich while the rest of the country lives is squalor.

While this is kinda true, I also think the reason the richest and most powerful country has so much broke and tacky shit is a cultural one. Americans culture sells everyone on simultaneously being a "rugged individualist frontiersman" and also a consumerist piggy. So good infrastructure is state tyranny, but also slop is an expression of our capitalist wealth. The American middle class loves that everything is shitty and tacky because it makes them feel like feudal Barrons as they drive their F150s to Buffalo Wild Wings.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

yeah there’s zero shot we’re the most advanced.

maybe we have the most advanced propaganda machine, the most advanced spying apparatus, and the most advanced military, but for your average person living in this country they don’t even have a fucking bus route in their town, let alone a train, LET ALONE a bullet train that can get them anywhere in a reasonable amount of time. all of the roads are broken, they barely even install street lights anywhere anymore besides right outside of middle class neighborhoods. the airports are all shit.

everything here is old or its shitty or its fucked or its all 3.

we’re “the most advanced” in that all the world’s parasitic rich pieces of shit live here because we’re such a fucked up shit hole that they get to lord over us all and live like gods while the rest of us slave away for scraps while damn near every elected official is at the age that they should just fucking die already but even they wont do us that favor and instead they control our lives to the degree that we arent even allowed to look at a god damn brain rot app anymore. but here you go here’s some propaganda on facebook and instagram because thats the good kind of propaganda

dammit now im heated. fuck amerikkka. death to amerikkka.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

parasitic rich pieces of shit live here because we're such a fucked up shit hole that thet get to lore over us like gods while the rest of us slave away for scraps

That's exactly what "most advanced" means lol. The US is probably the best place for the 1% of the 1% of the 1% to live because they can do whatever they want and get whatever they want so long as they have the cash.

Just look at all the private jets used for frivolous reasons, like the Kardashians or Starbucks CEO using them to commute up and down California or the west coast. Like they're not even flying to Dallas, let alone New York or Miami. Even the EU is talking about banning private flights or imposing harsher taxes. Banning any kind of carbon emissions is completely off the table in the US. Taylor Swift fans would rather watch the world burn than inconvenience their queen.

[–] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We had pizza and chicken burgers and stuff when I went to school

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In the 80's my middle school started bringing in Pizza Hut once a week (or month, can't remember tbh). It was all downhill from there. gorby-sad

[–] commiecapybara@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

Our Middle School was literally sponsored by Domino's Pizza agony

[–] grazing7264@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I went to school in a "better" western country and we didn't even get free lunches or have a cafeteria

Most kids ate lunchables if they could afford it (crackers with cheese and some small meat disk, basically three savory Oreos) which recently suffered a massive lawsuit for containing massive amounts of lead

CW: deli meat, dairy

Otherwise some schools basically served french fries, which were too expensive

Someone can tell the Chinese XHS users that many schools are so much worse. At my school, the hungry kids went hungry while the "rich" kids got McDonalds delivered by their parents.

If your parents couldn't pack a lunch for you they could pay a significant amount of money and you'd get cheese and crackers during recess but no lunch.

Lunchables were 242 calories and were like $3 each. I remember being exhausted and hungry all the time.

[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

which recently suffered a massive lawsuit for containing massive amounts of lead

what-the-hell

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My alarm snooze ends in one minute 27 seconds and then the working week begins again. God help us all.

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago

Wait this isn’t the megathread

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago

This makes me think of those "prisoners' last meals" pictures.

[–] underisk@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

When I last went to school they were serving pizza that looked like diseased flesh, dry overcooked burgers, and heavily processed deep fried garbage.

One of the three high schools I went to had a ChikFilA in the cafeteria. It was the one that all the upper middle class kids went to. The inner city one had vending machines, and the one that serviced the poor black neighborhood had neither.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago

I'm glad this was posted into the correct comm

[–] miz@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

death to america

[–] CocteauChameleons@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

Those mozz sticks were absolute trash

[–] RION@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

TF is a pizza cruncher? At least hit em with the Bosco sticks

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[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Frankly, I've never heard of pizza crunchers or sun chips, but I can only assume that's where the bulk of the "junk" is, because green beans and applesauce don't strike me as something most people would call junk. Sun chips are apparently presented as a healthier alternative to potato chips, but obviously emphasis on the "er"; "pizza crunchers" appear to be, well, aged organic milk and seasoned tomato purée enclosed in breaded whole wheat — presumably highly processed.

I've never been in Seppoland's school system, so all I really know about school lunches there is through cultural osmosis and YouTube videos. Seppolandic school lunches do strike me as a bit of a conflicting topic, though: on the one hand it is supremely important to give kids proper nutrition, and the forces of capital as always are prioritizing their own profit over the life and health of common people; on the other hand, there's a lot of never-unlearned fatphobia in pretty much any public discussion of nutrition, and for anyone who isn't a nutritionist, our conceptions of what is and isn't "healthy food" tends to come from what we've been taught to associate with health by its surface appearance, which isn't always what is healthy in fact.

Which is to say you could make something with the exact same nutritional value as four pizza crunchers and a bag of sun chips, but if you make it look all gourmet and fancy, I'd reckon a lot of people would suddenly stop calling it "junk" or "slop" and tell you to watch your intake.

Just thinking out loud...

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

It's not just about the nutritional value. If you put this all in a blender and served it as a smoothie it would be nutritionally complete too. Still slop, though.

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[–] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

At my high school you had several bad options for standard lunch. Also had a separate line where everything was better and you could buy as much as you wanted but it all costed way more. They had a doughnut and candy section.

I wonder why many children had weight problems. /s

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