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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Diva@lemmy.ml to c/memes@hexbear.net
 

auto translated from xiaohongshu

people expect business competition:

panel 1/2: "my lemonade is better" vs "I'll do it better than you"- Chad on both sides

reality:

panel 3: "I added water to cut cost"- porky

panel 4: "I used urine instead"- smug looking girl with pink hair

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hexbear is the best website i have ever websited on

[–] Sodium_nitride@lemmygrad.ml 40 points 1 day ago

Even more reality:

Capitalist 1: I launched a fascist coup in el salvador to gain easier access for tropical fruits

Capitalist 2: I cut away all my lemonade production to invest in AI

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Unironically, I think lemonade made with gamer-girl pee would make a huge profit, regardless of capitalist bullshittery. asa-seethe

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But it would never be allowed because of regulations. Still think regulations are cool?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago

I voted for rfk because i want the unpasteurised gamer girl pee

[–] omenmis@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

cw nsfwto be fair tgirl "lemonaide" should be the official socialism alcohol free drink catgirl-peace

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] omenmis@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

am i supposed to cw that or is this a bit im unsure

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Issa joke. It’s a very old emote, pretty much the same as the doge horny bonk. I personally wouldn’t have bothered with a CW. catgirl-peace

[–] omenmis@hexbear.net 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

yeah just wanted to make sure i was matching the energy here on bearsite. only so much you can do by lurking

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 6 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

I’d been lurking for 3 years, more or less. You’ll be fine. meow-petted

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] Sodium_nitride@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 day ago

Only if the lemonadide contains a cocktail of hormones.

[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 22 points 1 day ago

Also $2/h, no paid leaves, no extra pay for an overtime, no unions.