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submitted 17 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) by Objection@lemmy.ml to c/slop@hexbear.net
 

Look at this fucking dumbass lmao

Edit:

At first I thought he was just a dumbass but now I'm thinking he's legitimately just a Nazi hitler-detector

Edit 2: The mods locked the thread and banned him lol, they got 'em.

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[–] josie@vegantheoryclub.org 26 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Thought that was me and was scared I got hacked lmao

[–] driving_crooner 2 points 56 minutes ago

Here's he!!

Got him!!

[–] Darth_Reagan@hexbear.net 47 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

First they came for the Communists

And I did not speak out

Because I was not a Communist

Then they came for the Socialists

And I did not speak out

Because I was not a Socialist

Then they came for the trade unionists

And I did not speak out

Because I was not a trade unionist

Then they came for the Jews

And I did not speak out

Because I was not a Jew

Then they came for me

And there was no one left

To speak out for me

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 43 points 13 hours ago

Yeh the 'they' in that poem is the gottdang tankies maddened

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 111 points 15 hours ago (10 children)

Never thought I’d find myself quoting Marxist apologia, but read Blackshirts and Reds😪

Really confused by the existence of a person who apparently hates "Marxist apologia", but has read Blackshirts and Reds.

[–] crime@hexbear.net 88 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Has read and recommends Blackshirts and Reds, no less. "Well, this one piece of Marxist analysis I read was thoughtful, thorough, and worth reading (despite being Marxist). But obviously the rest of it must still be terrible"

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 94 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (9 children)

Copying and pasting my other comment:

Based on what they told me yesterday, they have started reading it, maybe a chapter or two in. Throughout my interactions with them over the last year or so, I have steadily gotten them to read Elementary Principles of Philosophy, "Tankies," and now finally they have started Blackshirts and Reds.

Overall, they are your typical anti-communist "progressive liberal," but in the last month or so have been pushing back against anti-Communism. This is genuinely a massive step for them IMO.

[–] Blockocheese@hexbear.net 32 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

You have the patience of a saint, comrade

I could literally never do what you do without it killing me

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 24 points 13 hours ago

I take frequent breaks, haha. Probably will this weekend especially. But thanks for the kind words!

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 70 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Holy shit the amount of work you must've put in to make this one lemmitor read something other than harry potter. You deserve the medal of honor.

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 55 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (4 children)

I think that honor goes to them, I lost patience more than a few times when they were especially reactionary, but they genuinely seem to be a true believer in the "marketplace of ideas" kinda thing so they ended up taking my advice anyways. I think if they do end up a comrade, they will have been one of the most effort-requiring converts I've done, but ultimately I think it's more a virtue of being a rare "true believer" that actually followed through enough for the shell to crack.

Obviously not condoning their reactionary views, they have plenty of brainworks to deworm but the process isn't hopeless at all IMO.

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[–] crime@hexbear.net 51 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

give it up for Comrade Cowbee mao-clap that's fantastic, great work

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[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 35 points 13 hours ago

this is a person on the verge of tankiedom. We've all been there. Somewhere between a Dem Soc and a Left Com and an Anarchist and a commie, a generic "leftist". Have to still pay lip service to not being "authoritarian" and all that

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[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 47 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

First they came for the…. Um I forget. Definitely not communists though fuck those guys.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 27 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I think it was the communists who were coming?

[–] FeelThePower@lemmy.dbzer0.com 64 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

my favourite time was when I saw someone call ml and bear "republican instances". I just had to laugh physically

[–] crime@hexbear.net 53 points 13 hours ago
[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 68 points 14 hours ago

The republicans in question: spanish-republican straw-hat-republican-army

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 57 points 14 hours ago

They genuinely cannot conceive of people to the left of them, lol

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 42 points 14 hours ago (10 children)

my favorite was being called a trump supporter during the election. lol

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 9 hours ago

I got told I didn't do enough voting for Harris. Anyone who pointed out dnc flaws now === trump supporter now

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[–] REgon@hexbear.net 60 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (4 children)
[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 43 points 14 hours ago

See? We need little a bit of adventure-time to maintain street cred.

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 29 points 13 hours ago

no lies detected

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[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 75 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I’m adding the whole of lemmy.ml to the block list, you guys are nearly as bad as Hexbear for being able to string together a thought.

rent free

[–] crime@hexbear.net 53 points 15 hours ago

there is a specter haunting lemmy hexbear-specter

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[–] Gayhitler@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Was it db0 (the individual) that eventually banned them? Is it true left unity hours?

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Unfortunately they don't seem to be banned from db0, but they got banned from that specific .world comm (they've previously been banned from politics and world news), a two month ban from .ml, and ofc a permaban from Hexbear.

db0 (the individual) said, "We're looking into it" 5 hours ago

[–] Gayhitler@lemmy.ml 7 points 7 hours ago

Caddyshack_were_waiting.gif

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 60 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Calling the communist victims of the Holocaust "tankies" is definitely a historically literate thing to do.

That said, I'm pretty sure tanks were necessary for liberating the concentration camps but what do I know about WWII battlefield tactics?

[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 10 points 10 hours ago

A tankie is just any socialist that has been successful in the fight against capitalism and colonialism, or one that supports those that have been.

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